Would you rather give up pizza or wifi?

It's a simple question. You can only have one and not the other for the rest of your life.

I would choose pizza. I think. But how then would I stream Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Perhaps a wired ethernet connection to my Apple TV would be an acceptable loophole.

Who designed this question anyway? Did they mean to imply all internet, or just wireless internet? Wifi is definitely more convenient but I could probably survive just fine wiring my whole house with Cat5. Or Cat6. Or whatever the latest is, it's hard to know anymore.

Picking Pizza Pro & Con List



So delicious.

I'd have to wire my house with ethernet

All the toppings!

Would probably need a landline phone

Pairs well with Friday nights + Blockbuster Video

Can't use smart home stuff

Is great cold at 2am

Will use a lot of cell data

It's gonna need a little bit more thought.